I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Randomize
