we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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