Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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