found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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