We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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