i wish there were pregnant emoticons
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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