I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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