you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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