guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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