i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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