Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i love accidental penises.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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