Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
All I want is dick and wine.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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