Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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