dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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