That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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