you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Randomize
