I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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