my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
he high fived his dick after we had sex
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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