Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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