CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
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