in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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