I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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