Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
My vagina is officially offended.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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