someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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