He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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