A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Randomize
