So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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