why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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