watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
we're making bets on your personal life
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
being pregnant is like rehab
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
