There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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