is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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