Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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