dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
