Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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