In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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