ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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