I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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