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(586): View more from Michigan

Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?

(313): View more from Michigan

No?

(586): View more from Michigan

Well my cheeks are red now

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(330): View more from Ohio

I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up

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(901): View more from Tennessee

All the doctor said was why

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