I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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