am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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