I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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