apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
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