It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Dicks are not precious.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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