at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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