I think my vagina is haunted
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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