I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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