sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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