i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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