i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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