The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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