I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
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